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CRA Finds its 2020 Ticket

June 1, 2019

Just when everyone thought the CRA was dead, they come back with a vengeance like never before. They have no more use for Ted Cruz since he has signaled that he wants to work with Trump. Other saviors like Ben Sasse and Mitt Romney (yeah you endorsed him too) were taking a pass on challenging […]

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2020 Trump Attack from Right Begins

April 22, 2019

Having survived the Mueller Report, President Trump is facing round two from within his own Party. Besides the unsolicited attacks from Mitt Romney, the CRA and its offspring, the National Federation of Republican Assemblies (NFRA) appears to be piling on as well. Below are portions of solicitations for the NFRA Convention that I have received […]

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Short Bus Shortage Scandal Last Weekend

April 13, 2019

My apologies for the long hiatus, but over the weekend I heard there was a shortage of short school buses in California, so I needed to investigate. Turns out the short yellow buses were needed for transportation to the CRA convention, conveniently located in the nation’s capital Sacramento. Before either of the South Sacramento members […]

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CRA Resurgence

March 14, 2019

Just when you thought you had hear the last of CRA champion, Ted Cruz, comes a headline that just has to smack you in the ole kisser. Yes, “Lyin’ Ted” Cruz and Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren are on the same side of an issue that we just blogged about, Facebook. In the article, Elizabeth Warren Finds […]

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CRA Smackdown 2019

December 19, 2018

Alliances will be tested. Intrigue. Betrayal. The fate of a kingdom hangs in the balance. No, it’s not a new Peter Jackson movie or other Hollywood blockbuster, it’s the battle for CRA’s next President. The challenger, Johnny “Captain” Morgan, vs veteran past President, Celeste Greig. When we last heard from Celeste, she had staked the […]

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CRA 2019 Convention in Nation’s Capitol

August 14, 2018

Ladies and gentlemen, in what is sure to be the greatest endorsement yet for a CalExit strategy with a date certain, the California Republican Assembly (CRA) proclaimed their next convention (2019) would be held in the “Nation’s Capital.” As you read further, the nation’s capital is not Washington, D.C. but Sacramento. This news has yet […]

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CRA in Dire Straits

August 3, 2018

Dropping membership, declining relevance, uninspiring candidates running for President, what could possibly be worse? No, its not the Democrats, it’s the CRA. Well, here’s the scoop….. Anointed CRA leader and Texas resident Ted Cruz is in serious peril for his re-election.  The latest poll shows him leading something called a Beto O’Rourke by just 2 […]

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Bill Cardoza is a Liberal Part 1 of ???

July 8, 2018

Bill Cardoza is a member of the CRA. He serves on the Board and has been identified elsewhere on this blog as the “Wookie” with aspirations to be the next CRA President. The vote will happen early next year. Cardoza is not known for consuming vast quantities of adult beverages, but he pals around with […]

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CRA Makes Fox News

July 6, 2018

The Anti-Trumpers which include the CRA and many in the irrelevant California Republican Party have come to the attention of people at Fox News; well sort of… Apparently some pundits are bailing on the GOP and embracing the Democrats as a way to stop Trump from reducing government, strengthening our borders, and reshape the Supreme […]

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CRA Urgent Call to Action!

June 28, 2018

This communique just in… PRIVILEGED COMMUNICATION EYES ONLY 28 JUN 2018 President Hudson wants everyone to know the Board of Directors put out an urgent call for help yesterday due to the dramatic event of a Supreme Court Justice retiring.  The retirement took everyone by surprise, however we must resist the notion Trump could appoint […]

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