Author: The Troll

Trump Pardons the Original Troll

February 20, 2020

Greetings again. I take a break today from professing my love for Hope Hicks to highlight a man who laid the groundwork for me to troll on the internet today! I am talking about the Original Troll, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich! “Blago” as everyone in Illinois called him, was elected in 2002. When the one […]

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Trolling the News for Feb 2020

February 19, 2020

Florida police arrest Major League Baseball player at Dollar Tree for a solo “home run.” Here are the details: Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire has been charged with indecent exposure after exposing himself in a Florida parking lot Friday, authorities say. The 24-year-old athlete was arrested in Dunedin, Florida — where the Blue Jays […]

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Romney Sells-out Trump

February 6, 2020

As all the news networks will point out, Donald Trump was acquitted today by a vote in the United States Senate. However, it was not a party line vote. Not one single Democrat joined the Republicans in acquitting him. Was it Lisa Murkowski from Alaska? Susan Collins from Colorado? Cory Gardner from Colorado? The last […]

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Troll Interviews Qasem Soleimani

January 22, 2020

By order of the Blog Father, I was sent on a special assignment. I literally went to hell and back (not with Gordon Ramsey) to bring you the following interview with recently deceased Iranian General, Qasem Soleimani, henceforth referred to as “Q”.  Trolls are known to live under bridges but with the right medicine man, […]

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Troll Reports After a Weekend Watching Aljazeera

January 13, 2020

I got two dispatches from the Troll over the weekend. Apparently, he’s been watching a pirate feed of Aljazeera on his parent’s satellite or visiting the “Dark Web” but he had some interesting news that you may not have heard. Muslim Brotherhood Communication Intercepted Urgent… Live from the command desk at we have been […]

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Earl Blumenauer (D-OREGON) Is a Real Moron

November 21, 2019

The Democrat’s moral elevator appears not to have a bottom floor. As you may be aware, a coup to replace Donald Trump is taking place as we speak; a coup so terribly thought-out it makes third world opposition parties (and the CRA) jealous. While congressperson (don’t want to assume gender here) Adam Schiff has done […]

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Trump brings a Championship to DC!

November 1, 2019

By Troll Folks he promised a lot of winning so much winning you would get tired of all this winning. Well……guess what? The Washington Nationals baseball club won the World Series, defeating the Houston Astros to bring the championship home to ole DC!!!! Trump made good on his pledge, frankly he brought a championship in […]

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Ultimate Fantasy Football Team

September 7, 2019

Everyone seems to be playing fantasy football this year so I figured it better try my hand. Every team seems to have a theme like favorite players or something, so the troll had his own ideas. This team is likely to never ever get beat, we will explain later. First we like to build our […]

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Official Statement on Website “Suspension”

August 10, 2019

I tried to log on to the site Wednesday morning this past week and to my dismay I was greeted with a screen reading “account suspended.” I was absolutely befuddled. Did Elon Musk file a cease and desist on the BlogFather? Did useless skid mark on societies underpants Jarrold Nadler order this? Did the […]

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The Troll from behind the arc!

July 28, 2019

Very seldom does the Troll put in work on a weekend, but we are short some bloggers. I came across this story and couldn’t let it go without mention because you can’t miss with this one. I say behind the arc, because every so often you have to step beyond the 3-point line and fire […]

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