Author: The Chief

SAT Changes Should Surprise No One

May 21, 2019

In a shock to no one with an IQ north of a potted plant and no genetic relation to a Park Brother, the College Board is adding a new “adversity score” to students who take the SAT. This adversity score will add and likely subtract from a student’s score based on several things: neighborhood they […]

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PG&E Introduces the “Rolling Blackout”

May 15, 2019

Special Report from The Chief In case you missed it, PG&E is bankrupt; however, they are allowed to continue to operate while the state regulator figures out whether to let them re-organize or partout the company. PG&E has been wallowing for about a year now, trying to convince legislators to overturn the “inverse condemnation” law […]

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Warren Buffett is at it again!

May 8, 2019

The Oracle of Omaha, AKA the world’s best investor ever, AKA rich Uncle Penny Bags pulled off a move this past week that will make anyone jealous. As always, the context of the story first…. a company called Anadarko Petroleum accepted a takeover bid by Chevron, with Chevron offering to pay to buy the entire […]

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State Representative John Rogers of Alabama…..You’re an idiot!

May 4, 2019

First some background of this certified bozo. John Rogers represents Birmingham in the Alabama state house, but in reality, if you are the scum of the earth…congrats he represents you too! Rogers, like any other politician looking for 5 minutes of fame, went on a rant about why mothers should have access to an abortion. […]

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Why is Socialism/Bernie Sanders so Popular?

May 1, 2019

A question I am asked all the time is “How come young people like Bernie Sanders so much?” I guess they ask me because I am young…allegedly. The answer is actually quite simple, it just requires outside the box thinking. Yes, he is very old, and quite frankly looks so disheveled some days I wonder […]

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The Ballad of a Jerk

April 2, 2019

The Chief takes another scalp in this real-life story of how a jerk reacted to not getting his fries piping hot at a local Red Robin Gourmet Burgers in Elk Grove. The jerk was unhappy about not getting his fries piping hot as described above, so how does he react? Well like any other irrational […]

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Kraft Heinz Co is Melting Down

March 29, 2019

Kraft Heinz Co reported earnings February 21st and the results were well, not great, Sales were up, but they literally cooked the books as far as compliance goes, slashed the dividend, and wrote down the value of their products. Before I break down that long sentence I’ll give a little background. Heinz was bought out […]

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The Chief is Really Right Again!

March 22, 2019

Earlier this week brought great news (as predicted in this space) regarding Bob Kraft–the Patriots owner who “allegedly” solicited a prostitute at a Florida massage parlor. Headlines announced that Kraft would get off. Link: How Patriots owner Robert Kraft could get off in prostitution case Horrible pun there but anyway, the prosecutors are offering him […]

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Robert Kraft is Unfairly Targeted

March 4, 2019

News broke Friday morning (02/22/19) that New England Patriots owner and essentially a villain to all football fans Robert Kraft was arrested for soliciting prostitution at an Orchids of Asian massage bar in Jupiter, Florida. There was a large press conference, and the police department made it seem as if years of detective work finally […]

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Carma-geddon or Car-mageddon?

February 20, 2019

William, the Blog Father, and I met for lunch a couple years ago and both us had our “tin foil hats on” according to the cheerleaders of this disaster of an economy. A ton of issues were discussed but one item I brought up could reign supreme very soon, the topic of the car loan […]

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