The Supreme Pontiff Calls out “The Troll”

February 27, 2020

By Troll The Blog Father sent an urgent communication to Jake the Snake which he received while at work yesterday. It was an article that said the Pope during his sermon (or homily) earlier this week said folks should refrain from trolling during Lent.* On Wednesday, Pope Francis added a modern twist to the list […]

Read More

Biden Hidin’: South Carolina Debate

February 26, 2020

Democrats let Uncle Joe out of the basement again today just to see if anybody cared. Joe has been having many pound me too (#MeToo) moments lately just to get noticed. Joe says outrageous and provocative things just to see if he can get an honorable mention in stories focused on Bernie Sanders and Mike […]

Read More

Debate Reaction

February 25, 2020

By Chief Editor’s Note: Chief tried to send this post to us via the old ways (smoke signals) but after burning ½ cord of oak, and scorching holes in two blankets and his wife’s buffalo skin rug, he finally relented and had Troll send it via email. The Troll and I were unfortunate enough to […]

Read More

Trump Agrees with Us on Roger Stone

February 21, 2020

Wednesday night I received another nonsensical email from my token Liberal friend asking about Attorney General Barr and the Stone case. Barr has stated his displeasure of trumps daily tweets of attacking a federal judge in the middle of a federal case. It’s thought he may resign because of the unprecedented obstruction and interference. Easy […]

Read More

Trump Pardons the Original Troll

February 20, 2020

Greetings again. I take a break today from professing my love for Hope Hicks to highlight a man who laid the groundwork for me to troll on the internet today! I am talking about the Original Troll, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich! “Blago” as everyone in Illinois called him, was elected in 2002. When the one […]

Read More

Conversations with the Clueless: Is Trump the Chief Law Enforcement Official?

February 19, 2020

I was minding my own business today when my token Liberal friend texted me a meme on President Trump with the statement, “Trump claims he’s the chief law enforcement official.” The text accompanying the meme was accusatory in tone. Let me give you the conversation. Liberal: Hey William, question for you. In addition to the […]

Read More

Trolling the News for Feb 2020

February 19, 2020

Florida police arrest Major League Baseball player at Dollar Tree for a solo “home run.” Here are the details: Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire has been charged with indecent exposure after exposing himself in a Florida parking lot Friday, authorities say. The 24-year-old athlete was arrested in Dunedin, Florida — where the Blue Jays […]

Read More

Republican Crickets on March 3rd?

February 14, 2020

No, this post isn’t a slam on the third party of California but on KCRA-TV and the Associated Press. Folks I don’t know if this is sloppy writing or a purposeful dis of the once Grand Ole Party but the lead of this story is constructed in a peculiar way. See if you agree. SACRAMENTO, […]

Read More

McClatchy Goes for BK

February 13, 2020

Yep, the Liberal rag that has plagued northern California for over 150 years and the rest of the country for a few decades has filed for bankruptcy protection. McClatchy can’t pay their retirement payment that is due next month—we have previously documented this—so they are filing for B.K. and trying to slough-off their pensions onto […]

Read More

College Girl’s Offering to Her God

February 13, 2020

Those of you that paid attention in Sunday School might recall the following passage about a poor woman that offered her all to God: And she sat down opposite the treasury and watched the people contributing money into the campaign. Many rich people put in large sums. And a poor woman came and put in […]

Read More
Wordpress Social Share Plugin powered by Ultimatelysocial