By Chief, Johnnie Does, Jake the Snake, and Troll
In a very rare once in a lifetime situation, we had an emergency meeting of the blog staff sans William. We met at a local pizza joint and are looking forward to Johnnie Does reviewing it.
We blog because we love it.
Look at the talent we have here at Reallyright.com
The Chief is our political blogger. He goes after both parties even calling out Donald Trump when he sees fit. Chief even went after Aaron Park and rumor has it that Park couldn’t sit for a week due to the beating Chief put on him! One thing is for sure; he takes zero prisoners!
Real simple, do not tell me Jeb Bush is a squish and then sit front row at a fundraiser event in Reno.
Johnnie Does is a wild man. His food reviews have actually shut a couple of businesses down. He actually got an Afghani place to quit using Frank’s Red Hot as a substitute for actual hot sauce. The owner of Side Burn BBQ got into the comment section and tried to refute him, the place closed down in about a week. Dickey’s BBQ has shut twice, one thing is for sure, if you like average BBQ go own or eat at a Dickey’s. Iif Johnnie Does has the cannon aimed at you, pray for rain or mercy because it will not be good.
Jake the Snake is our resident “Catholic” we use air quotes because his blogging makes us wonder if he puts money in the collection basket or takes it out when the offering basket goes around. He has never met a Pope he actually likes. He is for sure not scared at all of calling out the Church for its misguided ways. Jake will be spending a long time in Purgatory, look it up you heathens! Transgender parents? No thanks.
Troll cannot be taken seriously. Literally during this get together, he was reading a Playboy and smoking a joint. He doesn’t take things seriously and we don’t take him seriously. He has a love for Jennifer Aniston, Hope Hicks, Lolo Jones, and Angel Reese. He does know smoking hot women, at least from afar. We have a sneaky suspicion he has a thing for Lauren Bobert as well, to be continued. Troll loves nothing more than mocking folks, but he has not blogged recently. He and Johnnie Does are going to be on a milk carton soon if they do not shape up.
Let us take a gander at what we have accomplished here on the blog.
As mentioned earlier, Johnnie Does has shut down a couple restaurants, he has talent.
The best thing this blog has covered was “Grapist” Dominic Foppoli.
Folks the blogs went viral, we had record traffic on the blog. We had an attorney threaten a lawsuit while naming his client in the comment section. Full disclosure, we only named his first name, the attorney put his full name in the comment section, are you retarded? Sure, he was not charged with a crime, but my reporting got the attention of the attorney representing the survivors, and a journalist at the local paper. I was interviewed by both; my stories are credible. William gave me a platform; we got a ton of views! I make no apologies for my reporting or talents.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Blog Staff
Editor’s Note: we also used to have a contributor named Mr. X: the man with no name.
Mr. X went dark once the CRA faded away. I guess he ran out of windmills to tilt at or something. Maybe Mr. X, got mad when Twitter stole his online persona and claimed it as their own.